Common or General Use Instagram Captions and Quotes

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Common or General Use Instagram Captions and Quotes

  • If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep
  • I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it
  • Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year
  • I thought this was America
  • Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship
  • Deal with it
  • You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
  • I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want
  • person and I hope you have a great day!
  • How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife’s clothes
  • Hey girl, get back to work
  • I am an Instagram Caption!
  • When the parents hate it, the kids love it
  • When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat
  • You guys are just so darn cute
  • Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine
  • Like a boos

Some more

  • Work until your idols become your rivals
  • I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t
  • I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
  • Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
  • They used to shout my name, now they whisper it
  • You should smell my breath
  • How a woman tells society she is single
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here
  • Put your mullet where your mouth is, sir.
  • When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
  • I can’t go on, will you carry me
  • I’m in love with you, and all your little things
  • Says he wants to whisper something in your ear, screams!
  • Everytime my phone goes off, I hope it’s you
  • I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
  • Being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly.
  • You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it
  • You think this is a game?
  • I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
  • Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me
  • Has one-night stand, but way too many books to fit on it
  • Stay strong, the weekend is coming
  • Help me please, I’m bored
  • Turn the pain into power

Fewwwwww

  • I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
  • You said everyone would be here.
  • You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day, Beyonce shows up unannounced
  • Frankly, my dear, I don’t Instagram
  • Best selfie ever
  • cute Instagram captions
  • Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me
  • Good morning beautiful! I hope I didn’t wake you and I’m sorry if I did but I just want to tell you that you’re amazing and beautiful
  • You gonna eat that?
  • Smash, now what will I Instagram?
  • Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?