Common or General Use Instagram Captions and Quotes
by hacoona | Dec 3, 2018
- If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep
- I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it
- Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year
- I thought this was America
- Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship
- Deal with it
- You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
- I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want
- person and I hope you have a great day!
- How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife’s clothes
- Hey girl, get back to work
- I am an Instagram Caption!
- When the parents hate it, the kids love it
- When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat
- You guys are just so darn cute
- Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine
- Like a boos
Some more
- Work until your idols become your rivals
- I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t
- I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
- Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
- They used to shout my name, now they whisper it
- You should smell my breath
- How a woman tells society she is single
- Started from the bottom now we’re here
- Put your mullet where your mouth is, sir.
- When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
- I can’t go on, will you carry me
- I’m in love with you, and all your little things
- Says he wants to whisper something in your ear, screams!
- Everytime my phone goes off, I hope it’s you
- I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
- The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
- Being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly.
- You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it
- You think this is a game?
- I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
- I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
- Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me
- Has one-night stand, but way too many books to fit on it
- Stay strong, the weekend is coming
- Help me please, I’m bored
- Turn the pain into power
Fewwwwww
- I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
- You said everyone would be here.
- You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day, Beyonce shows up unannounced
- Frankly, my dear, I don’t Instagram
- Best selfie ever
- cute Instagram captions
- Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me
- Good morning beautiful! I hope I didn’t wake you and I’m sorry if I did but I just want to tell you that you’re amazing and beautiful
- You gonna eat that?
- Smash, now what will I Instagram?
- Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
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