Common or General Use Instagram Captions and Quotes

If you look in the mirror when your eyes are shut, it’s like watching yourself when you’re asleep
I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it
Dude, all my friends have birthdays this year
I thought this was America
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship
Deal with it
You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want
person and I hope you have a great day!
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife’s clothes
Hey girl, get back to work
I am an Instagram Caption!
When the parents hate it, the kids love it
When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat
You guys are just so darn cute
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine
Like a boos

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Work until your idols become your rivals
I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t
I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was Aliens!
Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it
You should smell my breath
How a woman tells society she is single
Started from the bottom now we’re here
Put your mullet where your mouth is, sir.
When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
I can’t go on, will you carry me
I’m in love with you, and all your little things
Says he wants to whisper something in your ear, screams!
Everytime my phone goes off, I hope it’s you
I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
Being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly.
You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it
You think this is a game?
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me
Has one-night stand, but way too many books to fit on it
Stay strong, the weekend is coming
Help me please, I’m bored
Turn the pain into power

I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not
You said everyone would be here.
You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day, Beyonce shows up unannounced
Frankly, my dear, I don’t Instagram
Best selfie ever
cute Instagram captions
Your WhatsApp status says online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me
Good morning beautiful! I hope I didn’t wake you and I’m sorry if I did but I just want to tell you that you’re amazing and beautiful
You gonna eat that?
Smash, now what will I Instagram?
Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?