Instagram Captions About Pets & Dogs
A house is not a home without a dog.
What did we do to deserve dogs?
Gotta stay in school so I can provide for my future dog
Those who teach the most about humanity aren’t always humans -Donald L Hicks
The best therapist has fur and four legs
The cat is in charge, we just live here
The dog is in charge, we just live here
Life’s short, spoil your dog
Home is where my dog is
Sorry, I can’t tonight, I have plans with my dog
Based on my wardrobe, my favorite color is dog hair
Collect moments not things, unless those things are cats
Sorry, I can’t. My dog and I have plans
Cats know how we feel. They don’t care. But they know.
I wonder what my dog named me
Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.
I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually, I’m just on the couch with my dog
You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my dog
I’d love to go but my dog said no
Let’s be honest, if dogs could talk there’d be no need for people
One thing my dog and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work
Leave me alone, I’m only speaking to my cat today
The fine line between love and hate is one negative comment about my dog
Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog
If you want the best seat in the house you’ll have to move the dog
Sorry, I can’t, I have to walk my dog
Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever
Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog
I wish I could text my dog
Every morning, I enjoy coffee and a beagle.
He keeps hounding me for a treat!
Dogs think you’re a god. Cats think they’re the gods.
He’s not fat, he’s husky!
What’s up dog?
The road to my heart is paved with pawprints.
Dogs: Better than cats since…well, forever.
Dogs love you. Cats tolerate you.
Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and wagging tails.
Live. Love. Bark.
I’ve had a ruff day.
Saving a dog will not change the whole world, but it will change that dog’s world.
The best things in life are rescued.
Life is too short to just have one dog.
I find dog puns rePUGnant.
I’ll love you fur-ever.
What a mastiff waste of time.
I want to go to dog heaven.
If you want a roommate, get a cat. If you want a family, get a dog.
You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it.
Love is a four-legged word.
Happiness is doggy kisses.
My family is a rescue family.