Silly Instagram Captions

So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
The moment when she says you’re cute
Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t
Say “Beer Can” with a british accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent
Girls be like, caught off guard but still cute
Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later
Meanwhile in Russia
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
She just left, I miss her already
Cute girl walking in front of you. Decrease speed until walking in front of you.

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