- Sometime in the not so distant future, there will be a redesigned form of me.
- A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
- Presumably the best meat eater on the planet
- My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.
- Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get
- OMG nobody cares
- Just Swag young ladies are interested in hashtags on the Facebook.
- Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon
- Normally and falsely seasoned
- Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
- My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and warm-up pants
- Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent.
- Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.
- Work until your idols become your rivals.
- Some days start better than others.
- Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
- Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
- Recuperating frozen yogurt fanatic
- Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.
- S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
- My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart
- Stay sharp and far from timid.
- Simply a man who sufficiently minded to attempt
- A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
A few other quotes:
- Kindly embed grandiose poo about myself here.
- It always seems impossible until it’s done.
- You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
- Be a self-starter.
- Good things come to those who hustle.
- Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
- Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
- Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
- If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
- Be honest.
- Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
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