• Sometime in the not so distant future, there will be a redesigned form of me.
  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
  • Presumably the best meat eater on the planet
  • My distractions are breakfast, lunch, and supper.
  • Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get
  • OMG nobody cares
  • Just Swag young ladies are interested in hashtags on the Facebook.
  • Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon
  • Normally and falsely seasoned
  • Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
  • My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and warm-up pants
  • Say Beer Can with a British accent. I just taught you to say Bacon with a Jamaican accent.
  • Life is short, false; it’s the longest thing you do.
  • Work until your idols become your rivals.
  • Some days start better than others.
  • Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
  • Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
  • Recuperating frozen yogurt fanatic
  • Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.
  • S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R
  • My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart
  • Stay sharp and far from timid.
  • Simply a man who sufficiently minded to attempt
  • A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.

A few other quotes:

  • Kindly embed grandiose poo about myself here.
  • It always seems impossible until it’s done.
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
  • Be a self-starter.
  • Good things come to those who hustle.
  • Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
  • Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
  • Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
  • If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
  • Be honest.
  • Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.

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